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March 28, 2024

Winner in the Dale Earnhardt Jr. cartoon caption contest

The Dale Earnhardt Jr. cartoon caption contest has come to an end. Thank you to all of the readers who submitted caption entries for this installment of the contest.

Here is the winning caption submitted by SSG_Jeremy:

“Don’t make me come down there, son.”

And here are a few more that we also liked:

“ I’m hoping that, with this Goodwrench alias and these pair of novelty glasses, no one will recognize me as your father.”

“See, I TOLD you Teresa wasn’t sabotaging you!”

“ Son, let me explain the chrome horn to you…”

To quote Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County (a.k.a. the late, great Jackie Gleason):

“There’s no way—no way—that you came from my loins.”

“Harry Reid is your real father.”

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