Saturday, Jan. 10, 2009 | 10:45 p.m.
Are they for real? Mouse insurance? Absolutely, no lie, drop-dead serious. RoadMice.com is selling mouse insurance. Well, not just any mouse insurance, they are selling mouse insurance for a mouse that they will sell you. According to Bob Munley, and RoadMice.com, "The Road Mice Replacement Plan" provides comprehensive coverage from day one."
Now one has to ask why do I need a mouse replacement plan that provides "bumper-to-bumper coverage that protects against all types of damage?" Well these are not just any mice, these are Road Mice. These are probably the most affordable cars on the market today. According to their press release:
"Road Mice are PC and Mac compatible and are suitable for both desktops and laptops. Road Mice are available now at www.roadmice.com, www.amazon.com, www.buy.com and www.carmouse.com. The suggested retail price is $44.95 and includes a six month limited warranty. Additional features include individual (VIN) serial number, built-in automatic timer shut off, on/off switch for LED headlights, and personalized registration and title."
These mice are so exquisite in their detail that they are sure to be hot sellers this year for birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, and just because for car enthusiasts. If you have always wanted to drive that Ford GT to the office, and just could not afford the gas, well you can settle for driving a little Ford GT Road Mouse around the office every day.