Thursday, May 22, 2008 | 11:32 a.m.
Funny if true - an acquaintance attended a recent performance of Danish impressionist Tom Dane, who is four-walling the Steve Wyrick Theatre in the Miracle Mile Mall at Planet Hollywood.
Supposedly it was press night, the night productions invite the media to their show in hopes of getting the word out about how good it is.
"But I didn't see anyone from the press there," said the acquaintance.
"I was told they forgot to invite the media," he said.
That's kind of like rushing your wife to the hospital because she's in labor, only to realize when you arrive at the emergency room you left her at home.