Monday, June 2, 2014 | 6 p.m.
The news might be sad for some people: George Clooney is engaged and it's not to you.
That's the message of the May edition of the Smithereens Cartoon Caption Contest.
The winning entry, "Like you had a chance," netted 63 percent of the vote. Congratulations to Patrick Foley, who will receive a signed copy of the cartoon.
In second place was "Oh c'mon honey, just think of someone else when the lights are out," submitted by Ken Rogers, who received 20 percent of the votes.
And in third was "How do you think I felt when I lost Kim Kardashian?" submitted by user dipstick778, who received 17 percent of the vote.
Thanks to everyone who participated. We'll be back soon with a new contest.