Bully Trump’s skin is both orange and thin

By Maureen Dowd

Saturday, Feb. 6, 2016 | 2 a.m.

The White House has a strange, mind-warping effect on its occupants.

Presidents are exalted and fawned over. Their every whim is indulged and their image is endlessly and lovingly replicated on every wall. Reaching the pinnacle of power, raised up on the shoulders of Americans to the highest office, often has the perverse consequence of making presidents more paranoid, introverted, insecure, reckless or downright nuts.

So what would happen if Donald Trump, a clinical narcissist with a thin skin, touchy temperament and taste for flattery, got into the Oval Office?

I call Trump to tell him my fears. Given that he already likes to start sentences with “Here’s the beauty of me,” wouldn’t we be risking a narcissistic explosion at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.?

I remind him that Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld could manipulate W. into the Iraq invasion because they played on W.’s fear of being labeled a wimp, as his father had been. I note that when Vladimir Putin called Trump “an outstanding and talented personality,” Trump was so impressed, he called the ruthless ex-KGB officer “highly respected within his own country and beyond.”

So, I ask him, couldn’t people manipulate you based on your ego? Given that you get easily swayed by what people say about you, pro and con, wouldn’t you be malleable?

“I am malleable,” Trump said, taking it as a compliment, more like I’ve called him flexible. He sounds sleepy, calling at 7 a.m. Friday from his Versailles-like Fifth Avenue penthouse, where he went for a nap after his veterans event here Thursday night, before returning to New Hampshire and Iowa. He is still so new at politics that he coyly uses the phrase “being on the trail, as they say.”

He rejects the idea that he’s too easily swayed by compliments or slights, too easily prone to pouts and feuds.

“Putin said Donald Trump was absolutely brilliant and would win the election,” he said. “My rival wanted me to disavow it. The head of Russia calls me brilliant and you want me to disavow it? What are you smoking?”

Trump is a Yugely exaggerated version of us all. We like the people who like us and don’t like the people who don’t. But as he says, he’s got the microphone to punish the people who, in his view, act like “dirty” dogs.

I ask how he could ever be president given his insane — and sometimes hilarious — fusillade of insults online and off. How on earth could you run the country that way?

“I’m the king of Palm Beach,” he replied, which at first sounds like a non sequitur. But then he explains that when he’s at Mar-a-Lago, he gets along great with all the fancy, Waspy Palm Beach society women at charity balls, the Mrs. Hetherington III types. “I leave and they say, ‘He’s the most politically correct young man we’ve ever seen.’” At the same time, he says, he gets along great with construction workers.

So he is claiming he knows how to act properly and flexibly when he needs to. But right now, he doesn’t need to, so he goes back to bragging and insulting.

Using his usual ego arithmetic, he calculates that his gamble to skip the debate on Fox News and throw together a veterans fundraising rally nearby has worked out great. He says it made more than $6 million — money instantly ponied up by him, his business partners and golf buddies. And he boasts that he had more cameras at his event and a higher number of journalists.

“We had 400,” he said. “They had 350.”

Who knows? Trump tosses out numbers with the same gleeful abandon as John Iselin, the ambitious senator running for president on an anti-Communist platform in “The Manchurian Candidate.”

Maybe because Trump is so easily aggrieved himself, he has bonded with legions of aggrieved Americans. While others cast him as a bully, Trump cast himself at a New Hampshire rally, with an Adele soundtrack, as a tender soul trying for self-actualization.

“When somebody doesn’t treat you properly,” he said of Fox News, “you gotta be tough, you gotta be strong. You can’t let them push you around.”

The prolix plutocrat told me he tried to watch some of the debate after his event.

“Without Trump, the debate is boring,” he said. “Everything became about Jeb.” And you know he thinks that’s boring. “I fell asleep.”

I note that Fox’s Charles Krauthammer told moderator Megyn Kelly that it was a relief to hear a palaver that was not full of ad hominem and insults.

“He’s a moron,” Trump said.

And certainly the candidates were relieved not to have Trump coiled like a cobra, with resting bitch face, looking for the right moment to spew venom. Jeb seemed comfortable for the first time with no Trump there “to steal his lunch money,” as Fox News’ Chris Stirewalt put it.

I ask what he thought of Ted Cruz mimicking him at the start of the debate, saying, “Everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly, and Ben, you’re a terrible surgeon.” Trump demurs about Carson: “I never said he was a bad doctor. I just said he was not as good as people thought.”

Did he notice that Kelly was very tough on all the other candidates, too, I ask. Shouldn’t he stop using words in tweets and retweets such as “bimbo” and “lightweight” about Kelly and stop retweeting pictures of her in provocative glamour shots or risk losing the support of some women? After all, his own wife, Melania, was a model who did those kinds of shots.

“Megyn’s a broadcaster,” he replied briskly.

Wouldn’t it be smarter to move beyond this feud?

“I’m really rich and successful,” he replied. “I don’t have to make up with everyone.”

I tell him that Newt Gingrich, who has praised him in the past, told Bill O’Reilly that people want to assess how stable a president will be when hit with crises, and Trump’s petulance about an admittedly juvenile Fox news release could “shrink” him.

“Newt said that?” Trump said, sounding hurt.

He’s a very sensitive guy, for a guy who can be very insensitive.

Maureen Dowd is a columnist for The New York Times.