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“Yes, race fans, Kyle Busch has just found out that M&M does not mean Me & Myself.”
Chris Lindseth from New Caney, Texas, submitted this winning caption. Chris will receive a copy of the latest StockcarToons book, "Nuts for Racing."
Here are a few other entries we liked.
“Maybe Almond Joy will sponsor you now, because “sometimes you act like a nut.”
“Just emerging from the infield care center, it appears that Kyle Busch has received a wedge adjustment and 10 pounds of air in his eyeballs.”
“And we’re back trackside now, where Kyle Busch just took a bow while standing a little too near the Hendrick teams.”
“So you really are too big for your britches.”
The Earnhardt Jr. nation has boycotted the red m&m.
Sorry Kyle, Tony Stewart told me to do it.
As you can see, Kyle's car isn't the only thing that has a racing stripe.
Kyle may like his car a little loose, but he likes his underpants a little tight.
Hey Kyle can I ask you something a little personal?Where did you and Kirt get those ears? Does a little Monkey ancestry run in your family? LOL
(too easy)
The #18 driver just received a wedge adjustment, Mike.
Hey Kyle have you ever thought of driving in a good ole fashion demolition derby
Kyle Busch, putting the fruit in the Fruit of the Loom.
Kyle, just one question, which driver did you piss off now?!
GENTLEMEN... Start your Engines !!!
There now.... that should give the other drivers a better chance.
NEWMAN!!!!
(Removed by the site staff)
Yeah, Mike we are here with Kyle Busche who just had an altercation with Juniors' dog Killer - apparently the dog went for Kyle's pants and couldn't decide whether they were coming up or coming down. The lesson here - bad to tick off JR Nation, but worse to aggravate the mascot!
Kyle, we know that Juniors' car looked like a ghost a race ago - but what was that about seeing a smokey #3 in your car before this happened?
It appears as though the #18's racing stripes have been earned with a snug wedge.
Cryle i think you misunderstood when they said we need more wedge in you chASSis..
Dale who?
Kyle banged his way to the front again.....the other drivers want to know if they make black & blue M&M's ???
So, Kyle, I take it your vote is for new white M&M's.
Hey, Kyle...we have had several reports from viewers that indicate the green M&Ms are having a not-so-traditional impact. Instead they are causing people to throw things at the TV anytime they see you and the other affect has disappeared.
So, Kile do you really think that dressing like Jr Nation is really going to distract them from realizing you are a better driver then the #88
I don't need no stinking m&m's,
belly up to the Heath Bar kids
Kyle, is it true that you have intentionally (and successfully) made your brother look like a normal person?
Maybe you shouldn't store your M&M's in your shorts if you continue receiving wedgies.
Any truth to the rumor that Democrat house staffers convinced M&M characters to receive immunizations before attending the next race?
"Yes, folks, he really did say he didn't care what a bunch of rednecks think"
We're here on pit road, where Kyle Busch just found out what happens when you tell the crew of a car you just wrecked that you were just making a little wedge adjustment that they forgot!
So, you really ARE too big for your britches?!
And were here live with Kyle Busch's reaction to Nascar taking away the Toyota horsepower advantage effective immediately
"You'd look like this too if you just pulled the legs holes off your ears from the wedgie Dale Jr gave me."
Who needs candy when you got Hanes MY Way!!!
And we're back trackside now, where Kyle Busch just took a bow while standing a little too near the Hendrick teams.
Kyle told Jeff and Jimmie he was a little loose, so they tightened him up...
Kyle, pull up yer pants. We've seen enough of your rear bumper all season.
Even your home town boos you!
Dang Kyle, I'd hate to see what happens when you turn right...
So Kyle, is Wedgies your new sponsor or did Junior fans get a hold of you?
Maybe Almond Joy will sponsor you now cause "sometimes you act like a nut!"
The President just called, he said to stop making us Bus(c)hes look bad.
OH; You said a "ROUND OF WEDGE"!
Kyle, I see you got a little too close to the wall during your victory burnout. You've knocked one of the fingers clean off your left hand saluting the crowd!
hmm perhaps i'll go with Viagra ..heard that keeps things up ! wonder if it works with pants ??
Once again Kyle Busch with a altercation in the pits.
Forty one out of forty three Nascar driver participated in the sneak Atomic Wedge Adjustment on Kyle Bush this week.
NASCAR fans want to know. Boxer or Brief?
Now you know!
Well, Kyle, the look on your face tells me you pooped your pants again. You really should consider relieving yourself before the race begins instead of during it.
Kyle seems to have become a little loose in the rear so everyone he's ever run over decided to do some adjusting.
The M & M mascot has just removed all their logo's from Kyle Busch's uniform, including crushing Kyle's own M&Ms.
KYLE - YOUR SPONSOR HAS BEEN CHANGED FROM M&M TO EX-LAX
Kyle, do you care to comment on your new sponsor, Fruit of the Loom?
Kyle should change his sponsor to Goodwrench and switch his number to 3. Then he will get some respect for being the great driver he is.
Yes race fans, Kyle Busch has just found out that M&M does not mean Me & Myself.
Just emerging from the infield care center, it appears that Kyle Busch has received a wedge adjustment and 10 pounds of air in his eyeballs...
Kyle Busch has talent as a driver; unfortunately, he has a big chip on his shoulder that needs to be knocked off. His win "by any means" attitude is going to get someone killed on the tracks. Kyle Busch's problem is, if he can't beat you, he will try to wreck you. This is not backyard "go cart" racing. Kyle Busch needs to grow up or get out, before he does anymore damage to the sport and its' reputation.
Kyle, will you be able to continue to dominant this season despite all the bandwagon Junior nation whiners and corporate sponsors with no backbone?
Well Nascar fans, who knew the Pope was a race fan.....
So Big Brown....
It looks like Kyle has tailgated himself.
3 races in 3 days in 3 states... So Kyle, how are you feeling?
WOW! Sponsorship has just been taken to a whole new level! Aside from Hanes, who else would you like to thank?
And Tony Stewart told us that if Kyle passes him again on the outside he will go ATOMIC !
c'mon kyle, admit you hit him on purpose, so we don't have to pull another color of m&m's !!
We are here today with the winner of the PeeWee Herman lookalike contest Kyle Busch......