5 things I didn’t write in my notebook at the World Series of Beer Pong

Bill Hughes

The World Series of Beer Pong was a study in sportsmanship.

Chris Bitonti

Saturday, Jan. 7, 2012 | 8:27 p.m.

1. Forget eHarmony, this is where you come to find a classy ladyfriend.

2. Not everyone could win, but at least everyone was a good sport. No one flipped tables, started fights, punched a hole in the wall or cried after losing.

3. And former mayor Oscar Goodman said we needed to build a new stadium to attract championship level games.

4. Champion Matthew “White Boy” White’s breaks during the final table to partake in a yelling match with a heckling fan and to use the bathroom were actually deeply calculated psychological attacks on the opposing team, not a by-product of playing beer pong for three days straight.

5. Their mothers must be so proud.