‘The Firm’, ‘Teen Wolf’, ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ … what’s the next old movie to make it to TV?

By Las Vegas Weekly Staff (contact)

Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2012 | 5:28 p.m.

Pulp Fiction

The Wolf reunites with his long-lost daughter while cleaning up crime scenes.

Edward Scissorhands

Hilarity ensues when Edward takes a job with Meals on Wheels.

The Big Chill

Another week, another funeral.

Leaving Las Vegas

This week’s episode sponsored by Smirnoff Ice.

The Shawshank Redemption

They couldn’t get Morgan Freeman, so it’s narrated by Dennis Haysbert, the All-State guy.

Rosemary’s Baby

How do you raise the son of Satan? And what’s that custody arrangement like?

Memento

But since the whole thing takes place in reverse, it begins with the show getting canceled.