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May 20, 2024

One Cessna vs. five F-16s equals major blowout

NOW

So I hear where a guy climbed into a single-engine Cessna and was flying erratically near the Michigan state line before being intercepted by a squadron of F-16s on Monday.

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THEN

Those F-16s that were summoned to tail the stolen Cessna were from the Wisconsin National Guard. Because my mind works in strange ways, the first thing I thought of was the following conversation between John Winger (Bill Murray) and Russell Ziskey (Harold Ramis) in "Stripes," when they were contemplating driving the EM-50 urban assault vehicle behind enemy lines without prior approval from Sgt. Hulka.

Winger:"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."

Ziskey: "Well I got the (tar) kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!"

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