Thursday, April 2, 2009 | midnight
In this age of uncertainty, how refreshing it is to know that countries such as Suriname are on top of their game against all foreign threats, arresting our Las Vegas impersonators when they travel to such countries and—horrors!—actually impersonate someone. Never mind that Trina Johnson signed a contract that specifically stated she was not, in fact, the real Toni Braxton. Her ruse was spotted immediately, and Suriname did the only prudent thing: They threw her “Unbreak My Heart”-singing ass in jail. That’ll teach us to, you know, travel.
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