Las Vegas Sun

July 8, 2024

Letter to the Editor:

US Supreme Court justices need to go back to school

Supreme Court

Mariam Zuhaib / Associated Press

The U.S Supreme Court is seen, Thursday, June 20, 2024, in Washington.

As a licensed member of the U.S. Supreme Court Bar since 1997, it is within the “outer perimeter” of my official duties to remand the Supreme Court justices to their respective law schools to study constitutional and criminal law. The majority of said judges have clearly forgotten, assuming they ever learned, these critical areas of law.

This remand would include Clarence Thomas, regardless of the trips he has planned with his billionaire friends, and Samuel Alito, no matter what his wife tells him to do.

The justices are also forbidden any further contact with Donald Trump or his other criminally convicted associates pending the completion of their studies.