Letter: One resolution to Clinton scandal

1. President Clinton will be tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail.

2. Ken Starr will be horsewhipped, then exiled to Nevada, where he will live out his years as a janitor at the Mustang Ranch.

3. Monica Lewinsky will be made to sit in blocks for seven days. The letter "D" for "Duh ... MB" will be stamped on her forehead. (Red Ink)

4. Linda Tripp and Lucianne Goldberg, "do-gooders" that they are, will be sent to Calcutta to "do good" at Mother Teresa's hospital.

5. Hillary Rodham Clinton will serve as president for the remainder of Clinton term.

Now that it's all settled, I'm going to Disneyworld.

William Marchetti

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