Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2005 | 7:45 a.m.
By Barry M. Horstman
10 changes in Rolling Stones song titles to reflect the fact that their Friday appearance at the MGM Grand comes in their fifth decade of performing:
10. "(I Can't Get No) Metamucil"
9. "Let's Spend the Night Together -- At Least Until I Fall Asleep at 9:30"
8. "Dye It Black"
7. "Great-Grandmother's Little Helper"
6. "Get off My La-Z-Boy"
5. "Start My Pacemaker Up"
4. "Brown Sugar Substitute"
3. "Gimme Shelter in a Gated, 55-Plus Community"
2. "Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby -- Because I Can't Remember Where I Left Her in the Mall"
1. "Time Is Not on My Side -- But These Liver Spots Are"
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