Thursday, April 23, 2020 | 2 a.m.
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So let me get this straight: Americans have been out of work for several weeks and are unable to pay rent or mortgages, and President Donald Trump withheld issuance of stimulus checks in order to make sure his name appeared on the checks.
Well, at least when we receive the checks, we can all feel like porn stars.
