Fraud doesn’t fit the narrative

They were right! The Trumpublican conspiracy theorists were right. Kirk Hartle voted twice in the last election, once as his deceased wife. The truth has been brought to light.

We must now force every state to perform an in-depth forensic audit of their voting procedures. We must demand a recount. We must storm the Capitol and decertify the election.

Wait a minute … Kirk Hartle is a Republican? Never mind.